I live locally and wanted a quiet 3-night staycation, but this place was a massive letdown. Positives first: the bed/pillows were heavenly soft, check-in was easy with no hidden fees, they have smoking rooms, and a pull-out couch.
However, the property is at a loud, awkward intersection. The room itself completely falls apart. The toilet takes 4 flushes to work, and staff just handed me a plunger—I’m not doing maintenance on my staycation. A previous guest blew up the microwave, leaving me without one the first night. The replacement was plugged into a cheap power strip, which is a major fire code violation.
The TV is a 15-year-old joke with 2.5-inch bezels. My Type-C to HDMI cables work at hundreds of hotels, but not here; it doesn't support screen mirroring or Samsung DeX. You get under 50 DirecTV channels (no HBO/Cinemax). The room is so dim my VR headset couldn’t track, and the alarm clock flashes red constantly like police lights.
The furniture is trashed—the loveseat has a huge burn hole in the center. The bathtub floor is stained and peeling off. Breakfast was mediocre with tiny pancakes and upsetting 2% milk, so I just went to Wawa. The in-room coffee machine leaks water everywhere, the AC filter is black with nicotine grime, the mini-fridge freezer is totally iced over, and the hot water is hit-or-miss.
At $300, it’s not worth it. The only reason this is a 2-star review instead of a 1 is because the staff was actually very nice.